Humor columnist Morris Workman shares his "odd-servations" and twisted perspectives on small-town living, national news, sports, and societal whims. His wit and gentle satire are designed to make you smile, make you laugh, and mostly, make you think.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Honor Doomed By Courts

I’ve been jumping up and down like Daffy Duck on crack about the lack of honor and character in our country, particularly in sports.
Lately, the NCAA and the college campuses have been my whipping boy, where nearly every collegiate football and basketball team seems to be stocked with thugs, criminals, and deviants who aren’t worthy to even be in college, much less on the hallowed fields of athletic excellence.
But I must now admit that I have been wrong.
It’s not the colleges that are screwed up, absent any sense of dignity or character.
It’s us.
It is this society.
Specifically, it is the “us” represented by a broken judicial system that allows child molesters to go free on bail while first-time offender Martha Stewart goes to federal prison for taking a friend’s advice on a stock option.
It’s a court system that is flawed, dysfunctional, and almost completely useless, from the District Court that refuses to sentence drug dealers to any significant time, up to a Supreme Court that says it’s okay for cities to steal a citizen’s home if a developer thinks he can increase the property value.
It includes an arrogant, despotic judge in New York who thinks it serves the nation’s interest to jail a reporter who refuses to rat out a confidential White House informant.
Now, the American Injustice System is going to be used to rough up a university that has at least tried to show some semblance of integrity.
In 2000, Sione Havili was tried and convicted of throwing a milk jug filled with gasoline through the window of a Salt Lake City home, allegedly in retaliation for a gang-related drive-by shooting.
After this walking piece of pond scum finished serving just seven months of his pitifully insignificant one year sentence, he attempted to join the University of Utah football team.
In a rare display of honor, the university politely declined to welcome a gang-banging arsonist to its athletic program.
So scumbag Havili is suing the school’s athletic director and former president, claiming they violated his civil rights.
If it really is a “civil right” for felons to be allowed to besmirch a college’s sports program, to force their criminal element on innocent students and athletes, then this country truly is without honor or hope.
While the populace rails for honesty and integrity in sports, from the eradication of the steroids disease to the elimination of criminals from our pro and collegiate sports ranks, the lower life forms continue to force their cries of “it’s my right!” on a land already overburdened by the weight of dope dealers, cheats, spouse abusers, thieves, and murderers.
So now we get to see how badly Utah’s Third District Court is broken.
Sadly, in a country where it’s legal to burn the flag but illegal to pray in school, there’s little room for optimism.

6 Comments:

Blogger michelle said...

sad state of affairs isn't it...it isn't any better as far as the legal system up here...they throw the book at people who could use some help and let the slimy bastards walk free...I didn't think it was a right to play sports in school I thought it was a privledge and only if you were good enough?

6:34 PM

 
Blogger Jack Steiner said...

It is a rough time. So much turbulence and dissension. You have to look hard to make sense of things.

1:23 PM

 
Blogger Scott Garner said...

That's actually one of the beauties of covering a smaller DI school. Most of the kids I've gotten to know are first-class. I saw a kid in Subway today that wanted to tell me about how his job search and final semester at GSU were going and I have a business card from a former offensive lineman that says "Clint Barbour, Future Attorney at Law." Just remember that while you are railing against the system, you are really railing against a world where the almighty dollar has driven large universities to the brink of ethics, pushed along by college presidents. In the lower eschelons of the NCAA (and NAIA and other smaller organizations) there are true student athletes playing for the joy of the game and the thrill of competition, not for big contracts and sexual favors from strippers.

3:55 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all because there aren't enough Liberals on the High Court to keep those greedy Conservatives from putting big business over the rights of the little guy!!!

Oh...wait a minute, it was the Liberals on the court that were so up for this thing wasn't it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Another perfectly good stereotype down the drain. ;~D

7:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morris, I have been complaining about this for years. I grew up in a small town in Iowa that had a junior college basketball team that imported all their players from the big cities. They had (and still do) winning teams, but the players were constantly in trouble that got covered up. The team record was more important. That was over 35 years ago. This problem has been around for a long time.
Alison, I too am a big Duke fan. I was lucky to be at the game in 1991 when Duke beat UNLV. I was in the parking lot when multiple buses full of jeering UNLV fans were pulling in. It was amazing how quietly they left town. Of course I was celebrating big time. I still have a hat with all the signatures of the players and Coach K.
Cindra

5:25 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that the 'silent majority' is just about fed up to here with these matters. It seems that those who were rewarded for PC bleeding hearts are beginning to be challenged somewhat. Maybe it's the blogosphere, maybe its a generation with a belly full of this foolishness. Blog on Mr. Workman, you are not alone!

6:20 AM

 

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