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Saturday, June 25, 2005

21st Century Philosophers

Back when civilization was fresh out of the oven and still cooling on history’s window sill, the human condition was examined by such great men as Aristotle, Plato, and Socrates.
People would gather from miles around to hear the orations from these deep thinkers, who would expound about man’s destiny, the sciences, and how to pick up babes around the Parthenon.
One of my favorites is “the unexamined life isn’t worth living.”
This was one of the gems attributed to Socrates.
It’s odd that the “Big Three,” as they were called back in those swinging BC days (“Before Cable”), all hailed from Greece.
Socrates was the first, and was the teacher of Plato, who went on to open a vo-tech school for philosophers that was attended by Aristotle.
It reminds me of the chain between three of today’s great philosophers.
It all started with Richard Pryor, who was the teacher of Eddie Murphy, who went on to school Chris Rock.
Here in the 21st century, we don’t really have philosophers.
At least, none that get quoted like the “Big Three.”
I suspect it’s because the philosopher gig doesn’t pay very well.
Instead, we have comedians dispensing the little nuggets of wisdom that explain human behavior.
The high priests of humorous wisdom today include such philosophers as Dennis Miller, Bill Maher, Robin Williams, and Eddie Izzard.
Today’s lectern is the cathode-ray altar, and the current greats sometimes opt for Hawaiian shirts and sneakers instead of robes and sandals (although Izzard often espouses his soliloquies while wearing a skirt and open-toed high heels).
Socrates was run out of town and eventually died because of his opinions.
Maher was run off the air, and his show “Politically Incorrect” was killed because of his opinions.
Fortunately, it’s just a sign that we are more civilized today, since we tend to reward our philosophers with big contracts funded by advertising dollars.
(I’m sure there’s an irony buried in there somewhere.)
Socrates died broke, mostly because he was never able to land that big chariot-wheel sponsorship.
And while today’s philosophers can choose to hawk Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, or “The Dew,” Socrates was pretty much limited to that one-time endorsement of Hemlock cola.
(I can see the TV tagline…”New and improved Hemlock cola. It’s a killer!”)
Admittedly, the words of Miller and Pryor and Williams probably won’t last through the centuries (although Pryor’s encouragement to speak up for your rights, “Act a fool, you’ll get your seat!” will probably show up in philosophy text books somewhere along the line).
But then, Aristotle never got a guest shot on the Leno show, so it all balances out.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, I like that comparison. I always imagined that the philosophers just sat around being clever, drinking wine and were the cool place to hang out. I think Dennis Miller would like being put in the same company of the "greats", although he would proabably deny it. It makes sense that the philosophers had to be witty or people would just plain fall asleep. I give this one a 9 for enjoyment and subject matter. If I gave you a 10 where would you go?
Cindra

2:55 PM

 
Blogger Workman Chronicles said...

Thanks, Cindra!

I'll take a nine from you as the highest praise possible, and revel in it.

I really appreciate you.

*Morris

6:10 PM

 
Blogger michelle said...

We have many Philosopher's in the 21st Century but like you said it doesn't pay well, but in more likelihood today's Philosopher's aren't "news worthy" like a Paris Hilton...which in itself is a pretty pathetic sight

10:41 AM

 
Blogger Workman Chronicles said...

Hero scholars? I think we all have our favorite and inspirational teacher from high school. They count. Mine was Dr. Gladys Allison, who is at this moment teaching angels the finer points of Shakespeare's soliloquy right now. (I found out recently that she passed on a few years ago after a posting I did on the Red and Purple Haze inspired me to go looking for her.)

As for larger-scale scholars, men and women of greatness...I think we've become too jaded a society to ever have that again. Our heroes have let us down over and over again, been caught in compromising positions, sullied their reputations.

Some of it is their own flawed nature, some of it is the intense scrutiny of anyone who stands and strives for greatness. (Socrates never had CBS News on his ass.)

But today's philosophers like Miller and Williams, like the Greek greats, look at life with a more distinguishing eye, and say the things that others are too cowardly to say.

There are scholars who wear the tag of "philosopher," usually teaching Philosophy 101 at the junior college, along with a class in macrame', but their sphere of influence is much smaller than the commercial guys and the Greek Three.

But alas, Michelle is right. People today don't care about wisdom or deeper meaning. It's too much like work to contemplate or acknowledge such things.

Shallowness is much more marketable.

But I still think Dennis Miller rocks!

*Morris

8:10 PM

 

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